Quote of the day - 30th December 2008

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.
- Winston Churchill

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
- Will Rogers

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
- Richard Armour

The straight line promised me a destination but I was interested in a journey!

Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.
- Chinese Proverb

As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.
- Anonymous

"Opinions are like hand watches. Everyone's watch shows different time from others.
But, Everyone believe that their time is correct. "

Best of Late Night Shows - I

"Barack Obama is on vacation in Hawaii right now. And today many newspapers carried pictures of a shirtless Obama playing in the ocean. Did you see that? Yeah. So as you're thinking of things to be thankful for this holiday, remember, that could have been a shirtless John McCain." --Conan O'Brien

"The White House staff has been briefing Barack Obama's team on a series of worst-case scenarios that could face the country after President Bush leaves office. That's the latest. Yeah. Apparently, the absolute worst case scenario is that Bush doesn't leave office." --Conan O'Brien

"President-elect Barack Obama and his family are in Hawaii this week. To which President Bush said, 'You know, I prefer spending my Christmases right here in the United States.'" --Jay Leno

"Everyone's talking about the American auto industry right now. A new study just came out and found that the Ford Motor Company makes the cars with the highest safety rating. Of all the cars, yeah. Yeah, apparently, Ford cars are so safe because they never leave the dealer's lot." --Conan O'Brien

During the debate, John McCain sparked a controversy when he referred to Barack Obama as "that one." Afterwards, McCain said, "What — like I’m supposed to remember everyone's name now?”

Yesterday, President Bush gave a speech on the economic crisis. The title of Bush's speech: "Two More Months and It Ain't My Problem."

-Conan O'Brien

President Bush arrived in Beijing today. I don’t think he really gets the Olympics. When they asked him if he liked the decathlon, he said that he prefers regular coffee.

-Jay Leno

Quotes of the day - December 29, 2008

Of the most people who say nothing, only some are silent. - Thomas Neil

Whatever God's dream about man may be, it seems certain it cannot come true unless man cooperates. -- Stella Terrill Mann

If you always live with those who are lame, you will yourself learn to limp.--FROM THE LATIN.

Quotes of the day - 24th December 2008

I can resist anything but temptation.
-- Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act I

Be to her virtues very kind. Be to her faults a little blind.
-- Matthew Prior

I've learned that you can't have everything and do everything at the same time.
-- Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine, April 2003

If you can attain repose and calm, believe that you have seized happiness.
-- Julie-Jeanne-Eleonore de Lespinasse, O Magazine, October 2002

Quote of the day - 23 December, 2008

Every person has a child within themselves that they want to be pampered
--Day Dreamer

Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, that's their fault.
-- Dr. David M. Burns

Like an ability or a muscle, hearing your inner wisdom is strengthened by doing it.
-- Robbie Gass

Quote of the day - December 19, 2008

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong

Change your thoughts and you change your world.
-- Norman Vincent Peale

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will be debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose. And on a more positive note, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.